The Begginning of Mars... how this wonderful planet came to exist. 
Mars is a superior planet, better than all the planets. Its furtile dry soil, and the Martians on it.
God, the ruler that The Plants (also known as Humans) worship, started out as, and still is a Martian. He began the martian colony, the species that remains superior above all others. God blessed the martian species, and made them immortal... gave them attractive green skin and smooth heads, with no bumps or fangs. (Unlike the Human species)
Finally, I was born, the superior Martian ruler. My father, Herboneon, named me Herb, after the finest crops of the Humans. You see, us Martian respect humans, as they worship our species, and treat us with respect.
Then, Jesus came. He was a martian-child, one of such superiority, that even us Martian treated him like one of us. He worked on our space ships, and helped us bring him to earth, to speak to the humans of the past, and life. Us martians really helped Jesus, and he helped us, and forever will we be thanksful.
God, the everlasting martian, be blessed. |
